Propose Like a Man is about preparing you for one of the most important actions you'll ever take (whether you know it or not), giving you insight to help you determine your own "best right way" to propose, and taking you through some of the important details like buying a ring and capturing the big moment for perpetuity. This book is about getting you to view your proposal with the proper respect so that it will be right, perfectly memorable, and as exciting as anything you'll ever do.
"Faith like a Ketchup Seed"
It's Not the Faith of a Mustard Seed,but It Still Guides Me through Lifeand Tastes Great on Hot Dogs.
From the author of "Holy Laughter!" and "John 3:16 Beautiful Savior":
Essays, blog posts, Bible studies, devotions, short stories, stand-up routines, even a skit and a sci-fi tale.
The Table of Contents:
"Proverbs, Parables, & Ponderings"
"A Godly, Christian Way"
"Thank God I'm Not God"
"The Water-Walking Shuffle"
"Divinity Is Hard!"
"The Dissected Body of Christ"
"Second Baptist Church"
"God's Biggest Mistake"
"Too Lazy to Feed the Lions"
"The Mediocre Samaritan"
"What Would Jesus Do?"
"Fast Food Royalty"
"Sometimes I Pray with a British Accent"
"How to Sanctify Unsavory Songs"
"You're a Christian What?!"
"Breakfast Cereals of the Bible and the People Who Love Them"
"Forward Phobia: Evil Emails"
"Who Was the Greatest Comedian in the Bible?"
"The Comedy Concept Behind 'Holy Laughter!'"
"Hey Dude! Hey!"
"Across the Multiverse"
"What If People in the Bible Had Their Own Games?"
"May I Ask You an Intensely Personal Question?"
"Upside-Down Sharks Prove the Existence of God"
"Lessons from the Yard"
Church Skit: "Interview with Jesus"
"For Best Results"
"An Ice Memoir (One Molecule Can Make a Difference)"
"Why Do I Want to Walk on Water?"
"Life's Most Profound Question".
Does being a writer give me a God complex? I saith unto thee no, but I doth wish thou shalt have no other writers before me; and thou shalt not take my name in vain.
Walking on water -- is that so much to ask? Some lakes are so polluted now it's hard not to.
I tried being my own god. But I gotta tell ya': Divinity is hard! I don't know how God does it.
We'll get to Heaven and hear how Christians from other countries were martyred for their faith. And we'll be like "The cable once went out for an entire weekend!"
Sure, it sounds wrong. But the TV preacher told me as long as I tithe I can pretty much do whatever I want.
Can we really fulfill all our minimum daily requirements with just one bowl? If that's the case, let's eat a bowlful and go back to bed. We're done for the day.
I must have the worst friends in the world. They send me evil emails that say, if I don't forward them, to at least five friends within five minutes, my spleen will explode.
Ponder the platypus for a moment or two. And remember, those existed long before nuclear accidents, cigarettes, and cell phone towers.
Contemplating the fact that God sees her every deed, hears her every word, and knows her every thought, Maria threw her notepad on the table. "Either You order the chicken noodle; or heal a leper; or I'm having You thrown out of here!"
Pharaoh dominates when playing "Pyramid". And Moses rules with "The Power of Ten".
Why do we think God will be more likely to answer our prayers favorably the more we furrow our brows?
Lots of laughs for less than a gallon of gas.
Parody, satire, silliness. Some strong theological points. Mostly comedy. The skit gets serious; and so does what my pastor calls the strangest telling of the Gospel ever: "An Ice Memoir (One Molecule Can Make a Difference)".
Learn my theories that prove the existence of God. Wonder why an ice cube can make you cry. Find out why I'm obsessed with wanting to walk on water. Laugh guilt-free.
If you enjoy "Holy Laughter!", you'll love this too. Good, clean fun. And I mean that, in a Godly, Christian way.
Blessings & Joy,
The Dean James Version
P.S. Before you buy this book, check out "Holy Ketchup Seed Comedy Combo" on Kindle.
In this breathless and hilarious followup to Windswept, former labor organiser Padma’s worst nightmare comes true: she gets yanked out of early retirement. After buying her favourite rum distillery and settling down, she thought she’d heard the last of her arch nemesis, Evanrute Saarien. But Saarien, fresh out of prison for his misdeeds in Windswept, has just fabricated a new religion, positioning himself as its holy leader. He’s telling his congregation to go on strike, to fight the system. And unfortunately, they’re listening to him.
Have you ever wondered why in places such as California, the RVs are moving slowly and hugging the right lane? It's not that they can't go any faster; it's because in many states and provinces the maximum speed for towing vehicles is substantially lower than the posted speed limit. In addition, there are many other differences in laws and regulations among North American jurisdictions that most travelers fail to realize. For example: did you know that in Alaska you can be fined up to $10,000 for texting while driving? Have you ever looked for a lottery ticket in Nevada and not found one? Did you know that Quebec is the only Canadian province that sells wine in the corner store? Did you know that you can face a hefty fine for bringing Washington cherries into California? This book provides state-by-state and province-by-province information on some important highway regulations, helmet laws, trailering guidelines, liquor and gambling laws, and more. It was specifically written with travelers in mind to provide convenient answers to common questions they may have when not in their home state or province. Additional information is included about the metric system, crossing international borders, and traveling with firewood and agricultural produce. Also, there are hundreds of internet links to state and provincial tourism offices, government websites, and many other resources so that every traveler can find out what they need to know.
In this breathless and hilarious followup toWindswept, former labor organiser Padma s worst nightmare comes true: she gets yanked out of early retirement. After buying her favourite rum distillery and settling down, she thought she d heard the last of her arch nemesis, Evanrute Saarien. But Saarien, fresh out of prison for his misdeeds inWindswept, has just fabricatedanew religion, positioning himself as its holy leader. He s telling his congregation to go on strike, to fight the system. And unfortunately, they re listening to him. Now Padma s summoned by the Union president to help stop this strike from happening. The problem is, she s out of practice. And, the more she digs, the more she realises this whole strike business is more complicated than the Union president let on File Under Science Fiction[ Fraud Almighty / City on Fire / Let s Be Reasonable Please / All Outta Bubble Gum ]"
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